The American:

 I am proud of our CIA ! They know what problems are happening all over the world, and they often know the problems even just before they occur!

 

The Italian:

I am proud of our women, they are the most beautiful and most proud women in the world.

They are not easy to be “had”...

 

The Turk:

I am proud of our carpets – they are works of art!

No one in the world can manufacture carpets of such high quality.

 

All of them looked at the Indian guy and waited for his response.

The American asked,

 “ So have you nothing to say, what are you proud of ?

 

The Indian guy replied:

I am proud of myself!

They all were astonished at the answer and asked him, “Why?”

 

He replied:

 

“Last week I made love to an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet and the CIA knew nothing about it!”